As humans we mostly say “I love you” to other humans and dogs grab the second place when it comes to love from humans. “I love my dog” is the second expression for love after “I love you”, isn’t it? When we look at a cute and sweet puppy, we find the meaning of self-less love. A dog lover finds the best friend in his four-legged pet. In fact, one may feel offensive calling dog, an animal. It’s quite a sentimental area, isn’t it? Let’s celebrate our love for dogs with below funny captions and inspirational dog quotes. Few quotes have mention of cats too! Cat lovers can read quotes on cats here, Cat Quotes.

Funny and Inspirational Dog Quotes

1. Happiness is a warm puppy. – Anonymous

2. Dogs never lie about love. – Jeffery Masson

3. Love is a four legged word. – Anonymous

4. Every dog must have his day. – Jonathan Swift

5. Dogs never bite me. Just humans. – Marilyn Monroe

6. Only my dogs will not betray me. – Maria Callas

7. Wake up. Hug dog. Have a good day. – Anonymous

8. A house is not a home without a dog. – Anonymous

9. When I needed a hand, I found your paw. – Anonymous

10. Everything I know, I learned from dogs. – Nora Roberts

11. My little dog – a heartbeat at my feet. – Edith Wharton

12. A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me. – Barack Obama

13. You can always find hope in a dog’s eyes. – Anonymous

14. Never trust a person that doesn’t love dogs. – Anonymous

15. The road to my heart is paved with paw prints. – Anonymous

16. Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job. – Anonymous

17. I’m a huge dog person; I love to hug and kiss them. – Danielle de Niese

18. Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really. – Anonymous

19. I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. – Will Rogers

20. Dogs are God’s way of apologizing for your relatives. – Anonymous

21. The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. – Mark Twain

22. Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses. – Anonymous

23. The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. – Margot Kaufman

24. Dogs are like potato chips. It’s hard to have just one. – Anonymous

25. Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. – Anonymous

26. The journey of life is sweeter when traveled with a dog. – Anonymous

27. When I believe in something, I’m like a dog with a bone. – Melissa McCarthy

28. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Anonymous

29. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. – Anonymous

30. When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. – Edward Abbey

31. The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s. – Anonymous

32. I don’t trust anybody in my life except my mother and my dogs. – Anonymous

33. Do you ever look at your dog and think… How did I get so lucky? – Anonymous

34. If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t, either. – Anonymous

35. It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

36. The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. – Anonymous

37. It’s impossible to forget a dog that gave you so much to remember. – Anonymous

38. Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. – Anonymous

39. Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong. – Anonymous

40. As wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point. – Anonymous

41. A dog is the only thing that can mend a crack in your broken heart. – Judy Desmond

42. Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell. – Emily Dickinson

43. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. – Ben Williams

44. No matter how many years we get with our dogs, it’s never long enough. – Anonymous

45. You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him. – W. Bruce Cameron

46. Whoever said that diamonds are a girl’s best friend… Never owned a dog. – Anonymous

47. Acquiring a dog may be the only time a person gets to choose a relative. – Mordecai Siegal

48. Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end. – June Carter Cash

49. To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. – Aldous Huxley

50. Heaven’s the place where all the dogs you’ve ever loved come to greet you. – Anonymous

51. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. – Josh Billings

52. There are three faithful friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. – Benjamin Franklin

53. Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends. – Alexander Pope

54. Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished. – Dean Koontz

55. I care not for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. – Abraham Lincoln

56. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. – Will Rogers

57. The more I see of the depressing stature of people, the more I admire my dogs. – Alphonse de Lamartine

58. Dogs are how people would be if the important stuff is all that mattered to us. – Ashly Lorenzana

59. Hardly any animal can look as deeply disappointed as a dog to whom one says no. – Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson

60. The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. – Alphonse de Lamartine

61. Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes. – Jerry O’Connell

62. You can’t have a pristine house with ten dogs, and I’d rather have the ten dogs. – Glenn Greenwald

63. No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. – Christopher Morley

64. A dog can’t think that much about what he’s doing, he just does what feels right. – Barbara Kingsolver

65. No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and companion than a dog. – Stanley Leinwoll

66. It’s hard not to immediately fall in love witha dog who has a good sense of humor. – Kate DiCamillo

67. My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip. – Craig Shoemaker

68. Some people don’t understand why my dog means so much to me. That’s ok. My dog does. – Anonymous

69. The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. – Anonymous

70. The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants. – Johnny Depp

71. I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. – Winston Churchill

72. My sunshine doesn’t come from the skies. It comes from the love that’s in my dogs eyes. – Anonymous

73. Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. – Mark Twain

74. Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. – George Jean Nathan

75. There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog. – Konrad Lorenz

76. If you’re lucky… A dog will come into your life, steal your heart and change everything! – Anonymous

77. It is scarcely possible to doubt that the love of man has become instinctive in the dog. – Charles Darwin

78. Dogs are the best example of a being who doesn’t need to lie to protect someone’s pride. – Ammiel Josiah Monterde

79. Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can’t be too big of a surprise. – Tony Snow

80. You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. – Robert Louis Stevenson

81. Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House. – Calvin Coolidge

82. A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

83. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein

84. My dog does this amazing thing where he just exists and makes my whole life better because of it. – Anonymous

85. The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog. – Anonymous

86. A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than an owner can express with his tongue in hours. – Anonymous

87. I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason. – Jarod Kintz

88. A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won’t be too bad. – Robert Wagner

89. Dogs are often happier than men simply because the simplest things are the greatest things for them! – Anonymous

90. One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why. – Anonymous

91. What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it’s the size of the fight in the dog. – Dwight D. Eisenhower

92. Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, and filling an emptiness we didn’t ever know we had. – Thom Jones

93. The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them. – Anonymous

94. Sometimes I think I like dogs more than I like humans. The only time a dog has ever betrayed me…was by dying. – Jose N. Harris

95. When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad. – Kristan Higgins

96. If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. – Woodrow Wilson

97. A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog. Anonymous

98. How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn’t make it a leg. – Abraham Lincoln

99. I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive. – Gilda Radner

100. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. – James Thurber