Mark Twain Quotes
1. Explore. Dream. Discover. – Mark Twain
2. Golf is a good walk, spoiled. – Mark Twain
3. When in doubt, tell the truth. – Mark Twain
4. Hunger is the handmaid of genius. – Mark Twain
5. All kings is mostly rapscallions. – Mark Twain
6. Be good, and you will be lonesome. – Mark Twain
7. Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt. – Mark Twain
8. Modesty died when clothes were born. – Mark Twain
9. Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing. – Mark Twain
10. It is easier to stay out than get out. – Mark Twain
11. The public is merely a multiplied ‘me.’ – Mark Twain
12. Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. – Mark Twain
13. Be virtuous, and you will be eccentric. – Mark Twain
14. Buy land. They’re not making it anymore. – Mark Twain
15. The heart is the real fountain of youth. – Mark Twain
16. It is wiser to find out than to suppose. – Mark Twain
17. Truth is more of a stranger than fiction. – Mark Twain
18. The lack of money is the root of all evil. – Mark Twain
19. Necessity is the mother of taking chances. – Mark Twain
20. A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies. – Mark Twain
21. Familiarity breeds contempt – and children. – Mark Twain
22. There are lies, damned lies and statistics. – Mark Twain
23. Familiarity breeds contempt – and children. – Mark Twain
24. How empty is theory in the presence of fact! – Mark Twain
25. Pity is for the living. Envy is for the dead. – Mark Twain
26. Circumstances make man, not man circumstances. – Mark Twain
27. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. – Mark Twain
28. Virtue has never been as respectable as money. – Mark Twain
29. Don’t wait. The time will never be just right. – Mark Twain
30. Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary. – Mark Twain
31. Prosperity is the best protector of principle. – Mark Twain
32. I can live for two months on a good compliment. – Mark Twain
33. The secret of getting ahead is getting started. – Mark Twain
34. Name the greatest of all, inventors. Accidents. – Mark Twain
35. Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. – Mark Twain
36. Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. – Mark Twain
37. A man cannot be comfortable without his approval. – Mark Twain
38. Love is a madness; if thwarted, it develops fast. – Mark Twain
39. Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to. – Mark Twain
40. One is apt to overestimate beauty when it is rare. – Mark Twain
41. When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. – Mark Twain
42. Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. – Mark Twain
43. All generalisations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain
44. Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. – Mark Twain
45. Words are only painted fire; a look is fire itself. – Mark Twain
46. I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping. – Mark Twain
47. Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company. – Mark Twain
48. Classic: A book which people praise and don’t read. – Mark Twain
49. Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination. – Mark Twain
50. Frankness is a jewel; only the young can afford it. – Mark Twain
51. Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits. – Mark Twain
52. A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory. – Mark Twain
53. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. – Mark Twain
54. Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. – Mark Twain
55. The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. – Mark Twain
56. The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. – Mark Twain
57. Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it. – Mark Twain
58. Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else. – Mark Twain
59. After a few months’ acquaintances with European coffee, – Mark Twain
60. Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it. – Mark Twain
61. Put all your eggs in one basket — and watch that basket! – Mark Twain
62. Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it. – Mark Twain
63. The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it. – Mark Twain
64. Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. – Mark Twain
65. Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection. – Mark Twain
66. A good marriage is the union of the two good forgiveness. – Mark Twain
67. Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn’t. – Mark Twain
68. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. – Mark Twain
69. If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything. – Mark Twain
70. Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. – Mark Twain
71. Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable. – Mark Twain
72. Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most. – Mark Twain
73. The man with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. – Mark Twain
74. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything. – Mark Twain
75. Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been. – Mark Twain
76. I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. – Mark Twain
77. The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. – Mark Twain
78. Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
79. Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain. – Mark Twain
80. Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul. – Mark Twain
81. Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. – Mark Twain
82. When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. – Mark Twain
83. The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco. – Mark Twain
84. Man was made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
85. It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. – Mark Twain
86. When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain
87. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain
88. I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. – Mark Twain
89. There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. – Mark Twain
90. To succeed in life, you need two things ignorance and confidence. – Mark Twain
91. The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up. – Mark Twain
92. We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. – Mark Twain
93. I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know. – Mark Twain
94. New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin. – Mark Twain
95. I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened. – Mark Twain
96. No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. – Mark Twain
97. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. – Mark Twain
98. You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. – Mark Twain
99. Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. – Mark Twain
100. Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful of your life. – Mark Twain